Forget the modern pentathalon or Equestrian (why doesn’t the horse get the medal for doing all the work?). It’s time for a new Olympic sport to reign.
This is pretty self explanitory. Fat Guy + chicks + kiddie pools + hill =
You’re honestly going to tell me you WOULDN’T watch this? Matt Michaels and I were discussing this. To make in an Olympic event, you’d have to have some kind of measurable result (distance, splash, creativity). Totally agree.
Admit it, you’d watch. I would. I’d DVR and watch it for months at a time. Especially if you include the Hi-Speed cameras.
Favorite part: the two fat guys eating a slice of pizza on the way down. Simple, yet beautiful.
C’mon USOC, make it happen.






